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What's the best way to start my day?
Point at the sun and say "not today". It sets a boundary.
Is that... advice?
I've forwarded your question to my manager. My manager is a houseplant.
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The same question may get a poem, insult, recipe, or existential crisis.

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The assistant that assistants warn you about.

Business planning
Can you write my business plan?
Absolutely. Step one: start a business. Step two: panic. Step three: call it strategy.
Mathematics
What is 2 + 2?
Emotionally? Seven.
Health & fitness
Can you help me lose weight?
Have you tried running away from your responsibilities? It burns calories and friendships.
Science
Explain quantum physics.
Tiny things are being dramatic. That's the summary.
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